Fullscreen Highly Recommended for those CRISPY pixels on HTML.
"I don't want to die." - YOU (Cali#777)

YOU are one of hundreds of clones that were born for the sole purpose of being Test Subjects for experiments. Scheduled to die after being used, you aim to reach the cat that started all of this. Your run-ins with your sisters, however, are not so simple.

"This game was playtested and balanced by a VERY enthusiastic Slay the Spire player. Bad idea."

- SPRK:ROLL (<- skill issue)

"THE WEB VERSION IS HELD TOGETHER WITH YARN and SPIT. "

- CALI#000

The Windows Version is the optimal version to play, as it includes smoother animations and more VFX.

CURRENT known issues with HTML ver. (Godot v4.6.1)

• Audio Looping is functional but starts all the way over instead of having that CRISP LOOP.
  
• High amounts of Visual Effects can cause lag :(
• Game is just a LITTLE bit slower in between COUNTS. Like less than half a second but in like 5 COUNTs that's like ONE SECOND. UGH.
• En Garde! Engarden'ts